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AI
OpenAI
@OpenAI
Introducing JALAPEÑO, our most advanced chip yet. Unmatched crunch. Industry-leading heat. 🌶️
11:11 AM · The day everything got spicy
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Now Fabricated on Solana
THE WORLD'S
FIRST SPICY
AI CHIP.
OpenAI announced a breakthrough silicon chip codenamed JALAPEÑO. It turned out to be a tortilla chip. We did the only rational thing, and put it on-chain.
Contract Address (SOL)
FP2e4AjzakmLxs4vwrqtbAB4eazJ5YTiBEGiWp8orYPA
3,500 SCOVILLE TOPS
// Live Market
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// The Furnace
Chips decommissioned.
Every burned token is a chip pulled offline forever, permanently removed from supply. Read live from the Solana chain.
Circulating Supply
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chips still in the wild
Genesis Supply
1,000,000,000
total ever fabricated
// The Lore
A multi-billion-dollar AI lab.
One spicy autocorrect.
The most advanced minds in artificial intelligence set out to build the chip that would power the future. What they shipped was a triangular, stone-ground, jalapeño-flavored tortilla chip, and frankly, it slaps.
We refused to let genius go to waste. $JALAPEÑO is the community-owned semiconductor: no roadmap to ASI, just relentless crunch, real heat, and a chart that goes vertical. This is compute you can taste.
100%
Community
∞
Crunch
// Installation Guide
Get your chip in 4 steps.
No clean-room required. Just a wallet and an appetite.
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Get a wallet
Install Phantom or any Solana wallet on mobile or desktop.
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Fund with SOL
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address.
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Open pump.fun
Connect your wallet and paste the JALAPEÑO contract address.
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Swap & crunch
Confirm the swap, and welcome to the foundry. 🌶️
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Don't get left in the bag.
The future of compute is crunchy, spicy, and 100% community owned. Grab your chip before the next batch sells out.
Buy $JALAPEÑO now